OH MY GOD I NEVER EVEN TWIGGED THAT IT WAS HIM. I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON HE DID NOTHING FOR ME.
PFFT
REALLY!? YOU DIDN’T REALIZE? I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW MUCH I USED TO LOVE THAT AWFUL SHOW. BUT YEAH.
It’s so amusing seeing how people are swooning over Chris Hemsworth.
For me, he’ll always be that beach boy from that awful Australian soap I used to watch called Home and Away.

Good for him, though!
*Jervis pratically hops down the hall, and then uses his elbow to open the door to the kitchen*
My dearest friends! We have the most dapper of guests today! And this little cute sharktopus, too!
what?
… ?
*Fox slinks towards the table*

Evening, gents! Charmed to make your acquaintance.
*Spotting the chess set, his tail wagged ever so slightly*
Oh, are you playing chess? I may not look it but I’m rather good at chess. You know… For a fox… It’s tricky with paws but it’s not as hard as playing cards…

*He flicks his gaze over to Sharktopus*

Oh! And my friend over there will need some water to sit in. He can only be out of water for a certain amount of time, you see.






